Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

House members

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

to the new staging areas (red area).

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

They are listed above.

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

In Italy, how do people greet each other when they meet for the first time (e.g., on the street)? What's a good response to that greeting if you're not from Italy or don't speak Italian fluently yet?

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

How do I get off Paxil?

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Senate

Why do some men like anal sex?

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

than the blue routes.

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew